Anonymous asked:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???



This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby


what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

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"Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red."

Kait Rokowski (via percontes)

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"If he doesn’t give you the same feeling you get when the pizza guy arrives, he’s probably not worth it."

Michael Gordon Clifford. (via 5secondsofsummer-fanpage)

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Cats being cats 


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"Isn’t it fucking terrifying that no matter how many promises they made, no matter how long you’ve been together, someone can get up and walk out of your life without a second thought and you have to carry on living because the world doesn’t stop for any of us"

"It’s funny, when I think about this exact time last year. Things were so different. I never would have thought that things could change so much in only a year. I wonder what next October will be like."

I can’t imagine anything more emotionally traumatizing than putting your trust in someone who doesn’t deserve it.


baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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