a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
COCAINE BECAUSE THE SONG IS ABOUT DRUGS
"I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say ‘come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.’"
extremely republican teenagers scare me
extremely liberal teenagers scare me.
yeah! fuck those teenagers who are for marriage equality and universal healthcare! fuck their anti war stance! fuck caring about the poor!!! fuck expanding education funding! fuck em 2 hell!
I’m in an interesting place today
Because it would’ve been me and my ex’s one year. And I still love him, and he still loves me, and we both told each other happy one year, and were talking a bit right now, and I’m confused and this is hard but even though we can’t be together I’m very thankful to have such a wonderful person in my life.